Champ Did His
Experiment at the State Theater and
by Bill Cherry
in the Name of The Enforcer
was a period where the use of the name Nelson was often meant to bring
respect and fear. At least there was one Nelson - Charles was his
name - whom everyone seemed to know was harmless. He sold cosmetics
at Central Drugstore downtown. Most others, though, had the reputation
among us teenagers for being The Enforcers.
So the trick was to convince everyone that at least one boy named
Nelson was your friend; that you were very close. If they believed
you, you didn't have to worry about being bullied.
It was their dress and demeanor that did more to bring the Nelsons
respect than their actions. In case you didn't know any of them, they
were like Fonzie on "Happy Days," but far cooler.
Trying to be a big shot in the eighth grade, I told a kid named Aubry
that one of the Nelsons and I were close. Aubry was packing the tobacco
in his pack of Luckys by tapping it over and over on his school desk.
Miss Ellen Wayne Ormond was making out like she didn't notice. She
was busy teaching sentence diagraming.
"If you two are so close, what's his real first name?" Aubry
asked, catching me off guard.
The only name that went with Nelson that I could think of on the spur
of the moment was Gene. Gene Nelson was kind of a sissy tap dancer
and singer I had seen in the movie "Oklahoma." "Gene,"
I said. Aubry bought it. The Enforcer would have died if he had known
I said his real name was Gene. Worse, what would he have done to me?
was also another alleged Enforcer called Sleepy. He was quiet spoken,
expressionless and kept his eyelids at half-staff. The rumor started
that if someone were to do something that displeased Sleepy, they'd
know it immediately because he'd raise his eyelids to full-staff and
go into an uncontrollable rage. Someone said that had happened once,
and Sleepy'd beat up every one of the Texas City Red Coats gang. I
heard he had caught one them winking at his girlfriend.
In reality, that was a bum rap for Sleepy. He was a nice guy and probably
the most talented mechanic that ever lived on the island. But on the
other hand, Sleepy's bound to have known about the fabled reputation
he'd garnered, and I don't think he ever did anything to set the record
straight. If I had been he, I assure you I wouldn't have either. It
was an enviable position.
was about then that a science nerd called Champ guessed that a cherry
bomb firecracker would blow up underwater. The wick was waterproof
as was the hard red case that held the gun powder. And those things
were really powerful. He began to talk about his theory with anyone
who would listen, and what would happen if he were to light a cherry
bomb, then flush it down a toilet.
So Champ must have decided that his test run would be at the State
Theater during the 1957 Christmas holidays. Everyone was there that
Friday to see Pat Boone and Shirley Jones in "April Love."
And the fireworks stands were open on the sand at the end of the 61st
Street ramp because New Year's Eve was just a few days ahead. The
Some of us were scrooched down in our seats smooching. The pimply
faced ushers were being their usual obnoxious selves, shining their
flashlights at our knees and telling us to get them off of the seat
in front of us. You probably know that you can't smooch good sitting
up straight in a theater seat. I feel sure that our parents gave them
those flashlights and tipped them a GW to do that.
Those who weren't there to smooch were running up and down to the
concession stand, and otherwise being disruptive.
All of a sudden a sound deeper than any sub-woofer has ever even begun
to produce began a roaring crescendo throughout the insides of the
walls and ceilings of the theater. It must have lasted ten seconds.
Everything shook. It was as if the Almighty himself was letting us
know he was siding with the ushers and their flashlights.
Then some kid announced that water was cascading from the balcony
down the staircase. That's when we knew that Champ had gotten up his
The lights went on as Johnny Browning, the manager, ran to the stage
and said, "We're not going to finish this show until someone
tells me who blew up the men's room."
From the audience and over the raucous laughter came, "I think
Sleepy's here, Mr. Browning. Want me to go find him for you?"
Without answering, but now with fear in his eyes, Browning quickly
left the stage, the house lights went off, and old Pat and Shirley
continued their inane movie. The smooching resumed, the obnoxious
ushers pointed their flashlight beams at people's legs, and the hecklers
came closer and closer to outright challenging Pat's sexual preference.
From then on, when Champ the Nerd would blow up the men's room at
the State Theater, someone in the audience would always cry out, "Sleepy's
at it again!" The audience would erupt in a cheer, but Johnny
Browning would do nothing more than send the ushers upstairs with
Now to set the record straight. Sleepy never once sent a cherry bomb
down into the bowels of the State Theater's sewer system. It was just
that his name carried so much more power than that of sneaky, sunken-chest
Champ. And after all, inferring that Sleepy did it gave the event
the enormous respect we thought it deserved.
Cherry's Galveston Memories
27 , 2007 column
Copyright William S. Cherry
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