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A
Sense of Adventure
by Peary Perry | |
The
process of getting older brings with it a number of challenges for all of us.
If you are thirty or younger and you think these will not apply to you, think
again…they will come before you know it. Be prepared.
Now, in my mind you
have a choice, you can either groan, moan, complain and be cynical or you can
choose to think of each new event with a sense of adventure. Since no one would
listen to me if I choose to moan and groan, I will opt for the new sense of adventure.
Besides it helps to have something to write about.
When it comes to changes
in technology I find it pays to maintain a good sense of humor. The best way to
impress your kids and grandkids is to buy the latest stuff and then figure it
out before they come to your house. Then you can whip out your iPod or new cell
phone camera and kind of insert them into the normal conversation without any
fan fare. The kids will be instantly impressed and amazed that first off you’ve
bought this device and secondly that you actually know how to use it. Do not admit
that it took you the better part of a week to learn how to turn it on for the
first time. Also be certain you know the basics of these devices before you introduce
them into your family circle. For example pointing the camera towards the subject
is something you must learn how to do before you attempt to take someone’s picture.
Never attempt anything unless you are absolutely certain you can do it properly.
If you have a new cell phone, try it out first before making an absolute fool
of yourself in front of your kids if you have to admit you don’t know how to get
a dial tone. This is a big no-no.
It’s ok to try out new things with your
spouse. He or she is in the same boat and certainly can understand the need for
practice, practice, practice with anything unfamiliar. When GPS devices first
came out my wife became concerned when she heard a strange voice over the cell
phone while she was talking to one of our sons. He told her there wasn’t anyone
in the car but him. Only after he changed the voice to a British accent did she
believe him. A few weeks ago we were in Seattle trying to get to our hotel in
a blinding rainstorm at midnight. Thunder and lighting is crashing all around
us and the GPS voice is telling me to ‘turn now’ or ‘get into the left lane, right
turn ahead’ or some such instructions. My wife is talking to me, I’m yelling at
her (my wife) and at the voice in the GPS as if she (the GPS woman) can actually
hear me. Yelling at the GPS voice does not do you any good whatsoever. They can’t
hear you and they don’t care. Do not do this in the company of your children or
your grandchildren. They will think you have lost it.
I have to get used
to having computers talk back to me. We all need to work on this as it is the
wave of the future.
We bought a Weii….I guess that’s how you spell it.
Anyway, it’s this computer game exercise torture machine. When you first get it
cranked up you have to enter all kinds of personal stuff about yourself and then
the machine evaluates your body composition and tells you several things. Not
things I necessarily want to hear from a machine in my house. It tells you your
weight (too much) body mass index (didn’t need this figure) and then what you
need to do to get down to your proper body size (stop eating for a year) and how
to get back in shape (round is a shape).
Now, in all seriousness the thing
is a hoot. It’s really a lot of fun and you really forget you’re actually exercising.
We haven’t been on ours for a couple of weeks due to the dog, but came back on
it this weekend. It wants to know where I’ve been. It wants to know if I’ve been
snacking. It wants to know if I’ve seen my wife since she hasn’t shown up for
exercise as well. It groans each time I step on it as if I’m overloading it or
something.
Well, we showed it a thing or two. We worked out so hard; I
threw my hip out of place. My wife did over five hours on the obstacle course
and walking like she is in traction, but we are determined to get beyond the beginner
level. Our kids are impressed that we know how to turn the thing on and do anything,
so the pain is worth it. We are old…hear us roar.
© Peary Perry
Letters From North America
- March 31,
2010 column
Syndicated weekly in 80 newspapers
Comments go to pperry@austin.rr.com |
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