Wave of Crime
by Peary Perry
week or so ago, I wrote an article about getting older. One of the things I pointed
out was the fact that I donít intend on quitting and would like to keep on learning
and earning until my time arrives. Hopefully sometime long in the future.
said all of that it was pointed out to me that in a few years I will be eligible
for Medicare. This got me to thinking, what is there for me in this deal and why
do I need it?
I donít take any kind of medication of any sort, so I canít
save any money in that regard. I only see the doctors that I need for routine
checkups and physicals. I have my own teeth and my eyes are about the same as
they were fifteen or twenty years ago. So what is Medicare going to do for me?
Iím wondering if you can save up in the early years for more expensive stuff in
the later ones. For example, say I donít need to use anything that Medicare has
to offer in the first ten years, could I build up credit for some heavy stuff
I might need a heart transplant or who knows and the unearned
credits might just come in handy. Suppose I donít need any medication for the
first half of my Medicare related years, but then develop some horrible disease
that will cost me a zillion bucks a month that I donít have. Looks to me that
I could get some help since I hadnít used anything previously, doesnít it to you?
While weíre on this building up credits for good time or behavior, why
not look into some sort of national time off for good behavior for crimes not
yet committed. Look, the way I see it with the population getting older, weíre
bound to have a large number of older folks who get caught by the system without
any retirement or a roof over their heads. These unfortunate individuals will
most likely end up committing some heinous crime just to get locked up and have
a place to live. I read the other day where one of these desperadoes was caught
by the gendarmes after he robbed a bank. His getaway was marred by the fact that
he was on a walker and could not manage to build up any speed in his attempt to
outrun the police. Seems no one wanted him and he had no place to go, so he thought
prison might be his best option. Three meals a day, health care and time for reading
and TVÖ.what more could he ask for? Under my plan this man might only have to
serve, perhaps one third of his normal prison sentence. Stay with me here.
Instead of us filling the prisons with these elderly citizens, which as we all
know would only serve to cost us all a lot of money since the would require a
lot of medical attention as well as millions for prescription drugs. Why not return
them back to society and the loving arms of their children and grandchildren in
as little time as we can?
Under my plan, these future convicts could check
into their local jails or prisons on the weekends or whenever they could while
they were still in good health. There they would perform whatever labor they could
and then get credit for the time they put in. Then in the future, when they did
get convicted, they would have to be locked up for nearly as long, thus saving
the taxpayers untold millions of dollars.
Of course, the only way any
of this would work is if the children and grandchildren actually wanted Gramps
back in the first place. If they didnít then, he might not want to get out for
Trust me on this, you can mark my words if we donít start
to see a rise in crimes being committed by the elderly for the reasons I have
just discussed. I can see it coming. Gangs of eighty year olds terrorizing the
malls on their electric carts. Rude old women refusing to leave the Ďten items
onlyí line at the grocery, when they have a full basket.
Rowdy men sitting
for hours at restaurants with their buddies buying nothing and refusing to leave
so others can have a table. Oh, the shame of it allÖ.
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