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Scents and
Sensibility
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Maggie Van Ostrand |
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Everybody
loves a bride. Why, women love to see one almost as much as we love
to be one, especially in June.
Back in the 15th Century, most people got married in the month of
June because they took their yearly baths in May and didn’t smell
too bad a mere month later, the time it took back then to plan a wedding.
Obviously, those were the days before wedding planners.
Just to be on the safe side and not drive the groom back out the door
gasping for fresh air while holding a handkerchief protectively over
his nostrils, brides began carrying bouquets of flowers to hide their
body odor. That was preferable to the groom's cries of "feh! feh!"
at the alter. Unlike the bride's, his bath had been taken only the
day before the wedding.
The annual baths themselves consisted of a big tub of hot water. The
man of the house got the nice, hot, clean water, then all the other
male members of the household from sons to servants, followed by the
lowly women and, last of all, the baby. By that time, the water was
so filthy, you couldn’t see into it and tiny tots could actually get
lost in it, hence the expression, “Don’t throw the baby out with the
bath water.” We’ve come a long way baby.
We
can trace the artificial scents of today back to those June brides.
Today,about the only thing that smells the same as it always did is
the end of the nozzle at a gas pump.
Fragrances are known as the ultimate accessory. Nothing says more
about you than the way you smell, say the perfume ads. Trouble is,
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