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  • Texas | Columns | "Once Upon A Line"

    Sit-Down Comedian

    by David Knape
    I am a comic on the stage
    you've heard of stand-up acts,
    but lately I am ready for
    an act that's more relaxed,
    an idea has occured to me
    believe me it's profound,
    instead of being a stand-up guy
    I'll do it sitting down

    Jokes are so much easier
    since I've made the bold transiton,
    lines can be delivered just as well
    from a reclined position,
    I roll out the ole Lazy-Boy
    kick back and it astounds
    the audience can't believe someone
    can be funny sitting down

    Let others do the harder way
    if they elect to stand,
    I would never interfere
    I respect the standing man,
    but I prefer the sitting mode
    believe me it's a gas,
    to get a standing ovation when
    i'm sitting on my ass.


    © d.knape
    November 1, 2012
    More "Once Upon A Line" - Light verse and poetry by d.knape

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