So, if you drive
through Upshur County on U.S. Highway 271, which runs north and south,
here’s what you’ll find:
As you enter the county from the south, to the
west are roads bearing the names of Silk Tree Road, Crepe Myrtle Road, Live Oak
Road, Lemon Tree Road, Locust Road, Hackberry Road, Holly Road and other roads
with tree names
To the east of U.S. 271 are the bird names, honoring such
flying creatures as pheasants, flamingos, goldfinches, mockingbirds, hawks grouse,
bluebirds and hummingbirds. Again, the list goes on and on.
When you pass
through Gilmer, the county seat, in the
precinct west of US. 271 are roads named for deer, mule deer, horses, chipmunks,
jack rabbits, longhorns, reindeer, ocelots, muskrats, giraffes, bison--and my
personal favorite, Groundhog Road.
I wonder if the folks who live on Groundhog
Road know when the groundhog first sees his shadow.
Finally in the precinct
on the east side of U.S. 271 are the flowers--Poppy Road, Begonia Road, Petunia
Road, Dahlia Road, Sweet William Road, Tulip Road and Spider Lilly Road.
As
a result of this system, you don’t find too many roads bearing people names. Which
has probably kept a few county commissioners from being voted out of office because
they didn’t name a road for one of their constituents.
In driving around
the county, my favorite names for roads were Alligator, Great Dane, Burr Rabbit,
Bulldog, Frog, and, naturally, Bob O’ Link and Bob White. Bob
Bowman's East Texas
November 2, 2009 Column
A weekly column syndicated in 109 East Texas newspapers
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Bob Bowman
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